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Saturday, 5 January 2008

titsex

Guess what's missing in the following definition found at Urban Dictionary ???:

1. titsex




A form of sexual intercourse involving the application of the penis in between the tits of a voluptuous woman. This procedure is most effectively performed with the addition of some form of lubricated substance which is used to facilitate the sliding friction between the respective sexual organs. It is advised to proceed with caution in the performance of the maneuver as there can be significant irritation to the head of the penis as well as a potential for the busting of a nut.

The complete definition should have been:

1. titsex




A form of sexual intercourse involving the application of an at least 15 cm penis in between the tits of a voluptuous woman. This procedure is most effectively performed with the addition of some form of lubricated substance which is used to facilitate the sliding friction between the respective sexual organs. It is advised to proceed with caution in the performance of the maneuver as there can be significant irritation to the head of the penis as well as a potential for the busting of a nut.

It won't work with 5 cm for sure.

And "Potential for the busting of a nut"?? Really? What a joke! What kind of tits are those? ha! ha! ha!
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